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Tomoe Umarmy Neigh Noods Bundle

Tomoe Umarmy Neigh Noods Bundle

This is a PRE-ORDER item estimated to ship out November 2025.

The Official Protein of the Umarmy Cavalry Division

🐴 30g Protein Per Serving Whey Isolate
🍎 Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
🐴 Horse Electrolytes 
🍎 23 Nanoboosted Nutrients
🐴 Digestive Enzyme Support
🍎 NALT Dopamine and Focus Support

Did you lose a race to a horse? Are you tired of having 800 pounds less muscle than your equine competitors? Do you dream of the raw horsepower needed to squat a Humvee while casually drinking a protein shake?

Introducing Neigh Protein: The first protein powder engineered for humans who refuse to accept their biological limitations against horses.

Why Neigh Protein? After extensive military research (and one unfortunate incident at Arlington Park), our team discovered that horses have a significant muscular advantage. Our solution? A protein powder so advanced, it bridges the species gap from Start Gate to Winner’s Circle.

Made With 100% Whey Protein Isolate From USA. No cheap fillers.

~2.77lbs, 30 servings.

(illegal in the derby)

Allergen Information

  • Contains: Milk
  • Contains papaya-derived enzymes
  • Manufactured in a facility that processes egg, tree nuts, and shellfish


Bundle contains:

  • 1x Tomoe Neigh Protein Powder - Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
  • 1x The M2A1 "StableMaster" Tactical Feed Shaker
  • 1 bag of Naked Noods

 

Allergen Information
Contains: Milk (protein powder), Wheat (Naked Noods)
Contains papaya-derived enzymes
Manufactured in a facility that processes egg, tree nuts, and shellfish

 

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Nutrition Facts

1 Servings per Container
Serving Size

Calories

per serving

135

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Vitamin D 5mcg-%
Potassium 1030mg-%
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Calcium 346g-%
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Iron 4.7mg-%
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*The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 Calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.

Ingredients:

We Fixed Protein

Problem: Clunky, foamy, chunky, mess

Neigh Protein is instantized with sunflower lecithin so it dissolves super easily, plus xanthan gum to reduce foaming. Smooth, even mixing with no lumps, because whey protein shouldn't require a power drill to mix.

Problem: Disgusting aftertaste and terrible flavors

No more holding your nose to choke down your protein. We forced Tim, our founder and former cook at a Michelin Star restaurant, to suffer through tons of whey isolates to find the best one. Even he was surprised when he tried the raw whey protein, and didn’t taste much of an aftertaste.

But that’s not enough.

We THEN used all our flavor experience to build Neigh Protein with a ton of natural honeycrisp apple flavor and real malic acid for authentic apple tartness. It's what delicious, mouthwatering apples ACTUALLY taste like, not what a lab thinks they should taste like.

Problem: Post-workout brain fog

Tough workouts can make your brain foggy and run slow. Neigh Protein includes NALT (fancy L-tyrosine that actually dissolves) to support dopamine production and mental clarity without stimulants. Hit the gym, then hit your work or play again without slowing down!

Problem: Whey protein can be tough for some to digest

Gurgly tummy trouble and embarrassing gas incidents from protein? We thought about that too, and added papain from papayas to break down the protein for easy digestion, while lactase handles any trace lactose in the whey isolate. No more protein bloat, no more clearing rooms with protein gas.

Problem: You're not a horse (yet)

Neigh Protein has horse-electrolyets(which are also human electrolytes, to be fair). 23 of the high quality, bioavailable vitamins and minerals, chelated for actual absorption, both forms of Vitamin K, Vitamin A, C, D, E, and more.

Everything at ~15% DV so it not only help with protein absorption, but stacks with your diet without overdoing it.

30g premium whey protein isolate per serving. Preorder now.

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FAQ

Why Cost and Pre-order?

100% USA whey isolate, blended and made in America. You're getting 30g of premium protein per serving, plus NALT nootropic support, digestive enzymes, and 23 bioavailable vitamins/minerals, all researched, dosed, and thought through, every step of the way. No corners cut, no amino spiked low quality blends. Only the highest quality whey isolate and nutrition we'd want to take ourselves (because we do). Quality costs more and quality takes time therefore, THIS IS A PRE-ORDER.

When will orders be sent out?

Orders are expected to ship starting late November 2025. We'll send production progress updates via email.

Where does the Neigh Protein Powder ship to?

United States, Canada, Japan, Singapore, South Korea, United Kingdom, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Australia

Why is shipping so expensive?

Powders and big blocks of noodles are expensive! Along with the shipping duties and fee, we use protective packaging to ensure that your Calvary supplies arrive in perfect condition.