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Vite Naked Noods - 12 Pack

Vite Naked Noods - 12 Pack

High protein noodles · 23g protein · 6g fiber · 0% sodium

Allergens Include:

Wheat

Only $4.17/meal! High protein, satisfyingly thick, bouncy Asian American noodles with real bite that hold up in a wok. These noods don't go soft and soggy even when forgotten on the stove, because the 23g of protein in the quinoa-wheat flour blend gives them a structure that holds its chew and texture even if your timing's not perfect. The 6g of fiber, as much as 2 cups of broccoli, lets them cook in only 5 minutes for fast, easy meals, with the pot rinsing clean after.

Toss with soy sauce and chili crisp, stir-fry with whatever's in the fridge, drop in soup, throw an egg on top, or anything your heart desires. Simple portioning: one brick, one serving.

Made in the USA with no venture capital, by a former Michelin-star cook who built his own factory because nobody else would make the noodle the way he wanted.

Allergens: Wheat

Dehydrated noodles are fragile and some edge breakage may occur during shipping. Every noodle is still whole and cooks perfectly fine.
Note: Packaging may appear different than advertised as we work on transitioning from our old to new designs!
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  • Wheat

    The foundation that gives our noodles their familiar taste and satisfying structure

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  • Quinoa

    Neutral tasting American quinoa packed with complete proteins and other nutrients!

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  • Corn Fiber

    The only prebiotic fiber that passed all our tests: lasting fullness, smooth mornings, zero gas or bloat.

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  • Kansui

    The traditional alkaline water used to give ramen its bite and chew. No food coloring here!

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Nutrition Facts


6 Servings per Container
Serving Size
1 Noodle Brick (106g)

Calories

per serving

400


Amount/Serving % Daily Value*
Total Fat 6g7%
Saturated Fat 0g0%
Trans Fat 0g-
Polyunsaturated Fat 0g-
Monounsaturated Fat 0g-
Total Cholesterol 0mg0%
Amount/Serving % Daily Value*
Sodium 5mg0%
Total Carbohydrate 64g22%
Dietary Fiber 6g20%
Total Sugars 1g-
Includes 0g Added Sugars-
Protein 23g46%
Vitamin D 0mcg0%
Potassium 89mg2%
Riboflavin 20%
Folate 25%
Calcium 37mg3%
Niacin 21%
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Iron 4.0mg22%
Thiamin 36%
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*The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 Calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.

Ingredients:

Noodles: All Purpose Unbleached Flour (Wheat Flour Enriched (niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid)), Quinoa Flour, Vital Wheat Gluten, Canola Oil, Soluble Corn Fiber, L-lysine, and Potassium Carbonate.

There's only a total of

2 People in the world

who can make these noodles.

Skill Issue

This much protein needs skill VC money can't buy.
It'll destroy their machines.

(And to be fair, it almost destroyed Amethyst too... but she got better)