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Vite Noodles and the Lunar New Year
-Naked Noods is now Vite Noodles. Same noodles, same nutrition, new name. -Old name kept landing in spam. -The new...
Let Us Cook and Create Without Permission
All the projects I've started but couldn't continue..It wasn't because I burned out on them, or didn't want to keep...
How We're Fixing Ramen In 2026
Can you fix ramen supply chains by punching it...?The big question on everyone’s mind(including me) is:Where is VMK and v3.1?...
What happened in 2025? A note from Tim
This is a bit more personal, disorganized, and a brain dump, and I’m sure it’ll still not cover even close...
Let’s talk about this year...
2025. Man. What a year it’s been, huh? I think I can say that this year has been, unequivocally, one...
Vite Ramen isn't my dream. This is my step into the future.
  My dream isn’t Vite Ramen. But when I spent 35 hours coloring this to get closer to my dream,...
Shin Ramen... but better!
Ingredients:  1 tbsp Gochugaru 3-4 cups water 1 tsp Salt 1 tsp Sugar 1 tsp Garlic powder 1 tsp Mushroom...
The $3 Million Lie We Refused to Believe
“I got spiteful,” he started.She set her pen down slowly. “Tim... what the hell did you do?”He laughed at that....
The True Story Of The Impossible Factory That Shouldn't Exist
“I have no idea how I built all this.” He paused, searching for the words.“Honestly. If you asked me to...
We lost $100,000. It's my fault, so I took an emergency flight to Denver.
$100,000 in materials we had to throw away.   Everything was going to be delayed again. Fuck.   “Why should...