Skip to product information
1 of 1

Vite Ramen

Vite Noodles Lucky Box - $67

Vite Noodles Lucky Box - $67

Prime Day still garbage, and is, for some reason, 4 days long now?

If you couldn't get a good deal there, we got you with a GUARANTEED WIN, instead of the weird 5% doorbusters on Amazon!

EVERY Vite Noodles Lucky Box gets you DOUBLE in value of what you pay, with 22.5% of boxes getting even MORE than that!

Vite Noodles Lucky Boxes comes with a Vite Noodles 12-pack, and then a randomized assortment of items from our vault, from kitchen knives to plushies to cutting boards and t-shirts and measuring beakers and more!

Don't wait for gacha pity pulls or lootboxes with digital knives that can't cut anything! Get real ones at extraordinary value instead!

Worst case scenario? You just walked away with $140+ worth of high quality Vite goodies for 50% off!

You can't lose! Every Lucky Box is a winner! Limit 2 per person. Get yours today!

Lucky Boxes are limited to US shipping addresses. International customs regulations for declared values prevent us from shipping mystery items abroad.

Lucky Boxes contain random surprise items valued at or above the purchase price. All sales are final, and specific items (including shirts and knives) are not guaranteed.

Vite Noodles

Naked Noods are now VITE NOODLES. Same Noodles, Same Nutrition, New Name.

Why? Our Old name kept landing in spam.

The new one is what we've always been: High-Protein Asian American noodles, Made in the USA. Happy Lunar New Year (we're celebrating the Chinese variant because we're in a very Chinese time of our lives)

P.S. Also new packaging and new gijinka.

High in plant-based protein, these quick cooking robust noodles stand up to anything you throw at them without going soggy! With essential nutrients like iron, B-vitamins, and fiber, Vite Noodles are perfect to create perfect stir fries and soups, reinvigorate leftovers, or make crazy wild inventions like noodle burgers or the base of a pizza! Simple single serving sizes means never having to guess how much to make anymore!

Note: Packaging may differ until our old stock of Naked Noods packaging is gone!

*Please Note: Dehydrated noodles are fragile and some breakage along the edges may occur during shipping. Each noodle is still complete and perfectly fine!

Allergens Include:

Wheat
Regular price $67.00
Regular price Sale price $67.00
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.
T-Shirt Size
View full details

Multicolumn

Nutrition Facts


1 Servings per Container
Serving Size

Calories

per serving

400


Amount/Serving % Daily Value*
Total Fat -%
Saturated Fat -g-%
Trans Fat -g-
Polyunsaturated Fat -g-
Monounsaturated Fat -g-
Total Cholesterol -g-%
Amount/Serving % Daily Value*
Sodium -g-%
Total Carbohydrate -g-%
Dietary Fiber -g-%
Total Sugars -g-%
Includes -g Added Sugars-%
Protein -g-%
Vitamin D 5mcg-%
Potassium 1030mg-%
Vitamin E -%
Riboflavin -%
Folate -%
Pantothenic Acid -%
Zinc -%
Manganese -%
Choline -%
Calcium 346g-%
Vitamin A -%
Vitamin K -%
Niacin -%
Vitamin B12 -%
Iodine -%
Selenium -%
Chromium -%
-
Iron 4.7mg-%
Vitamin C -%
Thiamin -%
Vitamin B6 -%
Biotin -%
Magnesium -%
Copper -%
Molybdenum -%
-
*The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 Calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.

Ingredients:

Noodles: All Purpose Unbleached Flour (Wheat Flour Enriched (niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), Quinoa Flour Vital Wheat Gluten, Canola Oil, Soluble Corn Fiber, L-lysine, and Potassium Carbonate.
Noodtrient™ Seasoning Pack:
Oil Packet:

It's Only Good For You

If You Actually Eat It.

Because let's face it-- Most of the time, eating healthy sucks. It tastes bad, it's hard to make, and healthy foods have a terrible habit of rotting in your fridge. Yikes.

Meanwhile, making your own food means tons of time and energy you don't have. Oh, and don't forget the dishwashing after!

You've tried everything,

Even the Salad Approach.

You've tried salads that make your stomach growl and your mind lethargic and miserable. Tiny sandwiches, wraps... You've run the gauntlet on these. None of them make you satisfyingly full, and make you dread your mealtimes instead of enjoying them.

We get it, It's Hard

Eating Healthy.

  • No Energy to Make Healthy Food
  • No Time to Think About What's Healthy
  • No Idea What to Even Cook
  • Painfully Hard Making Healthy Taste Good.

Escape the Cycle.

Shop Now