Two of two recovered dossiers from Agent V as he made it deeper into KFP's facilities, this time inside the Noodle Production Facility. He might be in too deep.
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From V:

New Dossiers reveal:

"FINAL LAUNCH: November 25th."

What does this mean?

"Must find before 2AM. I can't stop it after that. Don't get caught - usual room protocols updated"

That's concerning. At least I have P-chan to keep an eye out for me.

I'm uploading the dossiers I found now. But… these dossiers feel familiar. Too familiar.

Time's up, got to go. Two more dossiers left. They'll be uploaded on the 21st.
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ITEM: KFP-UT002 "KFP SOUP SPOONS"

Description: Shatter-resistant spoons equipped with anti-slip hook to prevent falling into bowls. Manufacturer puzzled by Quality Control's insistence on "sound checks" for utensils. See Addendum UT002-772.3 regarding acoustic testing procedures and proper spoon parametric curve handling for each type of voice activity, and Standard Protocol UT002-293 for emergency response to frog noises during sound checks.

Notable Observations:

  • Shatter resistant properties introduced after multiple samples lost during variable user height testing
  • Anti-slip hook added after feathers kept dipping into broth 
  • Multiple reports of involuntary MC-like behavior when holding spoons by the handle.
  • Research Division notes spoons demonstrate perfect acoustic properties despite material composition, but only when used correctly(See: Addendum UT002-772.3) as to not trigger any unwanted “frog in throat” noises
  • Customers report meals accompanied by "surprisingly good live performances"
  • Karaoke incidents have risen 983% since the spoons introduction
  • Incidental synergistic pairing with KFP-UT001, KFP-SV001, and KFP-R001

 

Incident Log KFP-UT002-435:
Date: ██/██/24

Notes: Team Member C-4435 discovered hosting unauthorized interview segment with bowl of ramen, and subsequently apprehended. Security footage reveals perfect studio-quality audio despite using standard spoon. Customer satisfaction surveys show unusual increase in "entertainment value" ratings when using the spoon, despite “entertainment value” not being a category listed in the survey.

 

Incident Log KFP-UT002-827:
Date: ██/██/24

Notes: Team Member C-3827 began broadcasting a live karaoke session over local radio frequencies without any transmitting equipment. The FCC immediately issued a hefty fine for unlicensed transmissions. Local radio stations reported interference, and listeners called in expressing both confusion and enjoyment. The broadcast lasted exactly 13 minutes and 36 seconds before ceasing abruptly. Team Members involved claimed they were "just cleaning the spoons." Investigation into how the spoons hijacked radio signals is ongoing. See Standard Protocol 556.8 regarding unauthorized broadcasts.

 

Additional Notes:

  • Spoons deemed potential security risk for unauthorized broadcasting
  • Subsequent FCC broadcasting license has been applied for under Protocol UT002-F
  • Team Members reminded that "but I needed better audience engagement" not valid excuse for cold food
  • Research Division requests budget for "proper interview setup"
  • Health Department issued penalties for singing into spoons before using them for service
  • If anyone says to make things more amphibian inclusive... obey the caution tape and DO NOT open the aquarium.