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Vite Naked Noods - Subscription
Vite Naked Noods - Subscription
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WheatHigh protein, satisfyingly thick, bouncy Asian American noodles with real bite that hold up in a wok. These noods don't go soft and soggy even when forgotten on the stove, because the 23g of protein in the quinoa-wheat flour blend gives them a structure that holds its chew and texture even if your timing's not perfect. The 6g of fiber, as much as 2 cups of broccoli, lets them cook in only 5 minutes for fast, easy meals, with the pot rinsing clean after.
Toss with soy sauce and chili crisp, stir-fry with whatever's in the fridge, drop in soup, throw an egg on top, or anything your heart desires. Simple portioning: one brick, one serving.
Made in the USA with no venture capital, by a former Michelin-star cook who built his own factory because nobody else would make the noodle the way he wanted.
Allergens: Wheat
Dehydrated noodles are fragile and some edge breakage may occur during shipping. Every noodle is still whole and cooks perfectly fine.
Note: Packaging may appear different than advertised as we work on transitioning from our old to new designs!
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The "TL;DR"
Naked Noods is now VITE NOODLES. Same Noodles, Same Nutrition, New Name.
Why? Our Old name kept landing in spam.
The new one is what we've always been: High-Protein Asian American noodles, Made in the USA. Happy Lunar New Year (we're celebrating the Chinese variant because we're in a very Chinese time of our lives)
P.S. Also new packaging and new gijinka.
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night. The Story Of How Naked Noods Saved Us.
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I sat at a local diner, chasing the last of my fries with a cup of lukewarm coffee as the midnight hours ticked away, set the mug down with a clink, and declared that the new virus would impact supply chains.
This was December of 2019, before the news cycle began.
We should’ve known well beforehand. It should’ve been our victory, a moment that propelled us to new heights.
And yet, here we stood, staring at the precipice, feeling the ground crumble away at our feet. And yet, without this… Naked Noods would’ve never been born.
See, the thing is, my friend was preparing to head to China to celebrate Lunar New Year with her family. Even then, she had been told by many people that there was a virus going around, something that was really getting people sick. She was worried, because she’d heard the sickness was bad, and very virulent– In the large throngs of people traveling for the most important holiday in China, where people gather in large groups and celebrate, it created the perfect breeding ground for any sickness.
Back then, she wasn’t worried about herself, but about her grandparents, who were just a decade from seeing a century. It’s easy to catch something on the plane, after all, and all the public transportation she’d have to take to get to them.
She was waffling back and forth about whether or not she should go, and the rumors then that they were beginning to shut down all kinds of public transportation.
By all means, this should’ve been just a normal talk between friends, and after we’d said our goodbyes, that should’ve been it. But even then, I couldn’t help but think that something was off.
China, after all, had a roaring economy with high growth that they were really proud of. Shutting down enough public transportation for me to be able to hear about it in the USA was unusual, to say the least. Something else was afoot.
Back then, it was impossible to know just how large of a global impact this would have. But this felt… different.
I shrugged it off. I mentioned it offhandedly at a few meetings. Surely, if it were a bigger deal, more people would be talking about it. Surely, if we had to do more, others would also sound the alarm.We decided to prepare by ordering some more ingredients, just in case. After all, even back then, we knew that if China got disrupted, the entire world’s supply chain would be disrupted in a domino effect.
We didn’t find additional backup suppliers. We didn’t try to get inventory early. We didn’t prepare the way we should’ve.
And so when the virus hit, and hit with all its force and chaos and threw the world into a perpetual cycle of unprecedented times, we were caught off guard, unprepared, despite our advance knowledge, vulnerable and exposed for our meager preparations.
It was two weeks to flatten the curve, to begin. Just two weeks. That’s all we had to hold out for. Two weeks of delays, and everything would go back to normal, right? Our suppliers promised as much as well. It’s just a temporary disruption, they said. It’ll clear up soon. It’s fine.
We trusted them. We sent out emails about order delays. It’d come soon, we promised. It’ll be okay.
Two weeks turned into three.
Our production lines and production crew sat idle, with no materials, nothing to do. Everything was tight, and everyone still needed to live, pay rent, eat, right? We took orders so that they could still be paid, with the promise that things would come, trying to do the right thing by our people and by our customers, try to appease everyone at once.
Three weeks turned into a month.
Taking orders now felt bad. But how else could we pay for our people? How else could we continue paying rent? How else could we survive? We had already started to see some more fragile businesses crumble, unable to pay their staff, their rent, and called it quits.
I made the decision to keep taking orders anyway.
But still, our packs grew heavier, and heavier, and the hordes of angry voices were no longer just echoes on the wind, but a thunderous storm of discontent, and rightfully so, and we were no longer climbing to success, but scrambling up a landslide of mistake after mistake after mistake, desperately trying to keep from being pulled under.
A month turned into two months.
“It was supposed to be here already,” I whispered, “Fuck. They promised us it would be.”
We thought we were climbing a mountain to the top. Instead, all we were doing was trying to climb out of a pit we’d dug ourselves into.
If I had to make the decision again, I would do it again too. People over profits. We didn’t miss payroll once during the pandemic, and didn’t furlough anyone.
Our nutrients, our packaging, our dehydrated powders just weren’t coming. We were sitting on mountains of orders, and each flavor was missing some amount of nutrients, some amount of powder, some amount of packaging. All of them were 80% assembled, and just missing the last pieces.
So close, yet so far. The pit grew deeper.
Panic started to set in, a deep unease and anxiety that punctuated every second of every waking moment. I never wanted to check emails anymore, didn’t want to look at social media. Nothing. I knew what I’d find there.
I doomscrolled on an anonymous account, as many did during the pandemic. Post after post from other entrepreneurs lamenting the state of their business, defeated words about shutting down businesses that had lasted half a century, it was like watching the world crumble around us, and us just waiting our turn to go down like everyone else.
Were it so easy to give up, I would’ve done it a long time ago. It was July, 2020. My birthday was coming up. A “golden birthday,” they called it, turning 28 on July 28th, and I would begin with a mountain of orders and nothing to show for it.
I was drowning in self-pity.
Golden Birthday, ha. It’d be one of the worst birthdays I’d ever had. Or…
No.
I could feel something stirring, an all too familiar spite in the face of failure. A last breath, a trickle of defiance that welled up, little by little, until a torrent of emotion and anger brought my mind crackling back to life.
I refused to go out like this. Fuck the suppliers. Fuck the pandemic. Fuck the people yelling at us.
Stop waiting.
Stop sitting idly and obediently.
Fuck that.
I built Vite Ramen in the face of those who said we couldn’t do it. All we had to do was do the impossible again.
And why not? Doing the impossible is what we’re good at.
I called an emergency meeting.
“We’re going to make it,” I started, “We’re going to do the impossible.”
How could we, people asked, when we didn’t have ingredients, materials, anything to work with?
“We look at what we have, and we make something new out of it.” I took a deep breath, looking at our bank account and what we had left. “And we need to have this product done in two weeks, maximum. Or we go under.”
There were no protests. No one crying out of stress, no one dramatically saying we couldn’t do it, no one questioning the decision or timeline.
Instead, they laughed. Laughed in the excited, crazy, wild way that we do when faced with the impossible, eyes burning with determination and grinning with the cocksure, relentless abandon that told me everything.
“Let’s do it.”
And we did. In less than two weeks time, we created a design. We got labels and shipped over. We tested boxing dimensions, set up our operations, stretched out new supply lines, and fought and spit in the face of the world telling us to fail, to fall down quietly.
Maybe we would fall, someday. But it wouldn’t be now. And it would never be going gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And Naked Noods was born.
We’ve done a lot more since, upgrading the packaging, changing the puck type, but Naked Noods is still there, our most popular product we’ve ever made, and one that represents our tenacity and our struggle.
That’s the story of Naked Noods. It’s one of many. I smile whenever people gush about its versatility, its adaptability, and its ability to stand up to any dish they throw it at.
If only they knew how true that really was.
I hope you’ve been enjoying these stories– They take me a long time to write and look back on, and there’s always a lot to confront. You can always find any stories you missed on our blog.
But hey, now you’ve read the story of Naked Noods, why don’t you get some for yourself?
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-Tim, CEO/Founder Vite Kitchens
We're going back to our roots.
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We got this message recently:
"You have shipped Yuzu and Seiso 3.1 alongside KFP 3x Vite Ramen. Both products appear to be some weird waifu variants of your 3.1 ramen formula. What happened to your company? You were a grassroots startup that delivered an excellent product and are now catering to some weird niche internet fetish over regular consumers. Have some integrity, please."
deep sigh.
You're right.
We're going back to our roots.
...Anyway we designed a gijinka for Vite Noodles!
For those unfamiliar, a gijinka is the practice of turning a non-human concept into a human character, and we wanted a new representation of who we are. She wears a lab coat mixed with hanfu, showing the blend of science and tradition that goes into every brick of noodle we make. When she closes that lab coat, you only see black and the uncertainty of exactly how Asian, how American she is. You can only see the triangles and purples cast on her coat. And when it's open, you see her boldness, the reds and blues and purples, a lean, strong muscularity that defies traditional beauty standards. If you look closely at the gold threading on the coat lining, woven between the purple geometric patterns, you'll find noodles. The product, the story, the identity, threaded into the fabric of who she is.
A fun little fact about Lunar New Year that you might not know if you didn't grow up with it-- Red is in EVERYTHING. I mean everything. Red envelopes with money inside, red lanterns hanging from every doorway, red decorations plastered all over. Red is protection and luck, and you basically can't have Lunar New Year without it.
But this year is the Year of the Fire Horse. In Chinese mythology, The Horse already has fire energy in the zodiac, and when you stack the Fire element on top of that, you're double stacking heat and fire, which... You don't throw gasoline on a wild bonfire, right? So unlike other years, this year, 2026, you bring in cooler colors, the greens and blues and purples to balance all that heat, but you don't just stop wearing and using red because it's still lucky and you can't just ditch that. Instead, red becomes more subtle and muted, as an accent color instead of a primary one.
Funnily enough, we designed Vite’s colors around the idea of Asian American identity, red for China and blue for America and purple for the in-between. We had no idea that the blue halter and the green hanfu lab coat would end up being the exact cooling colors that the Fire Horse year calls for, or that all the red on her, the Chinese knot closures and the sash, would land exactly where tradition says red should go this year, in accents instead of everywhere. We designed for who we are, and then... Hey, maybe I got some of that Chinese blood telling me what to do after all, huh?
She's designed to be neurodivergent, ADHD and autistic, because aren't noodles that safe food that everyone loves, especially when you need something reliable and everything else is too much? She taught herself to be the loudest, funniest person in the room because subtle kept getting misread, and she's not sure you'd still like her if she stopped. She's been told to smile more, so she learned exactly how to smile more.
And like me, and many others, in a very Chinese part of her life.
You can read her full character description in the next section.
We still have a lot of Naked Noods packaging to go through, so there's going to be a bit of a transition period. After we're through it, we'll be swapping to the new packaging, and this, like our experience as Asian Americans, will be changing over time. I want to highlight Asian American artists and designs, invite different variants and different packaging, and tell the stories of others. Every part of the packaging design has been created with intentionality, and moving forward, we'll be creating more recipes and sharing more of who we are.
And so moving forwards, I'm going to be as loud as I want to be. I'm going to be too much. I'm going to be all of this that I am, my ADHD, my autism, my Chinamaxxing, my love for the United States of America, where I have memorized the Declaration of Independence and the Preamble of the Constitution and feel my heart stir when I hear the poem set at the foot of the Statue of Liberty, where my parents first entered the United States, while still respecting all the heritage and traditions and family that I grew up with.
Happy Lunar New Year.
Happy Chinese New Year.
Welcome to the Year of the Fire Horse.
面面 - miàn miàn
Character Profile
Name: Vite
Age: 32
Height: 5'7"
She'll walk into a room wearing a hanfu lab coat, because tradition and science have always been the same thing to her, and you'll think she's got it all figured out. When she gets excited, the coat is open (sometimes even tossed to the side) so she can move around easier and gesticulate wildly, and you see all of her, the reds and blues and purples, the lean muscle of someone who knows exactly how nutrition and fitness work and then tests how much she can get away with while roughly keeping to her goals, and a boldness that fills whatever space she's standing in. When it all gets to be too much, she pulls it closed and goes quiet, and the people who know her well enough can tell the difference between choosing to listen and needing to disappear for a while. If you look closely at the gold threading on the coat lining, woven between the purple geometric patterns, you'll find noodles.
She'll identify half the problems in your life within a single conversation, and she'll tell you exactly what you should be eating and why, and she jumps between special interests the way other people change tabs, food science one week, knife chemistry the next, neurodivergent hacks the week after, and sometimes she'll forget an entire field until something triggers it and she dives back in like she never left. She's the person the whole group comes to, because the specialists know their own domains and she's the one who sees how everything connects, except she taught herself all of it from papers and textbooks and rabbit holes that started at midnight and ended at dawn, and she doesn't have a single degree to show for any of it. Sometimes she'll miss something foundational that a student with formal courses and certifications might catch, and something flickers behind her eyes for a split second, an uneasiness that seems unlike her.
She fell into Chinese traditions the same way she falls into everything, pulled one thread and suddenly it was 4 AM and she knew more about the regional specifics than people who grew up immersed in them, but the knowledge came through books instead of a grandmother's kitchen, and she can feel the difference even when nobody else can, like a parrot who says words that she doesn't quite truly understand. Despite living in the USA all her life, she still gets caught off guard by American customs her family never practiced, and never really figured out things like how scoring works in football.
She learned every social rule by writing them down and testing them because none of them came naturally, and so she threw herself into people the way she throws herself into everything, big and expressive and over the top because subtle kept getting misread, until the performance got so good that everyone assumed she was always naturally that charismatic. She's been told to smile more, so she learned exactly how to smile more, even though her face can scare people when she forgets to manage her expression, and she always apologizes for it even though she shouldn't have to, because she's not sure you'd still like her if she stopped.