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The M2A1 "StableMaster" Tactical Feed Shaker
The M2A1 "StableMaster" Tactical Feed Shaker
The M2A1 "StableMaster" Tactical Feed Shaker
Secure Feed Port: Screw-on 'Stable-Lock' cap system prevents catastrophic protein spillage during shaking and transport. No more accidental deployments of protein!
Payload Capacity: A full 24 oz (700ml) chamber, designed to stable up to 4 scoops of Neigh Protein for maximum horsepower(not recommended for non-horses)
Thermal Regulation Housing: Double-vacuum wall insulated steel core maintains optimal feed temperature for hours, marked with measuring lines for ease of use.
Modular Thunderhoof Agitator: An integrated, screw-on mixer that creates an optimized mix leaving your Neigh Protein smoothly blended.
Tactical Grip Interface: Rubberized lid rim with jimping for positive grip control, even with sweaty hands or tactical gloves.
Exclusive UmArmy Cavalry Finish: Features an exclusive printed Tomoe Umari design
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We Fixed Protein
Problem: Clunky, foamy, chunky, mess
Neigh Protein is instantized with sunflower lecithin so it dissolves super easily, plus xanthan gum to reduce foaming. Smooth, even mixing with no lumps, because whey protein shouldn't require a power drill to mix.
Problem: Disgusting aftertaste and terrible flavors
No more holding your nose to choke down your protein. We forced Tim, our founder and former cook at a Michelin Star restaurant, to suffer through tons of whey isolates to find the best one. Even he was surprised when he tried the raw whey protein, and didn’t taste much of an aftertaste.
But that’s not enough.
We THEN used all our flavor experience to build Neigh Protein with a ton of natural honeycrisp apple flavor and real malic acid for authentic apple tartness. It's what delicious, mouthwatering apples ACTUALLY taste like, not what a lab thinks they should taste like.
Problem: Post-workout brain fog
Tough workouts can make your brain foggy and run slow. Neigh Protein includes NALT (fancy L-tyrosine that actually dissolves) to support dopamine production and mental clarity without stimulants. Hit the gym, then hit your work or play again without slowing down!
Problem: Whey protein can be tough for some to digest
Gurgly tummy trouble and embarrassing gas incidents from protein? We thought about that too, and added papain from papayas to break down the protein for easy digestion, while lactase handles any trace lactose in the whey isolate. No more protein bloat, no more clearing rooms with protein gas.
Problem: You're not a horse (yet)
Neigh Protein has horse-electrolyets(which are also human electrolytes, to be fair). 23 of the high quality, bioavailable vitamins and minerals, chelated for actual absorption, both forms of Vitamin K, Vitamin A, C, D, E, and more.
Everything at ~15% DV so it not only help with protein absorption, but stacks with your diet without overdoing it.
30g premium whey protein isolate per serving. Preorder now.
FAQ
Why Cost and Pre-order?
100% USA whey isolate, blended and made in America. You're getting 30g of premium protein per serving, plus NALT nootropic support, digestive enzymes, and 23 bioavailable vitamins/minerals, all researched, dosed, and thought through, every step of the way. No corners cut, no amino spiked low quality blends. Only the highest quality whey isolate and nutrition we'd want to take ourselves (because we do). Quality costs more and quality takes time therefore, THIS IS A PRE-ORDER.
When will orders be sent out?
Orders are expected to ship starting late November 2025. We'll send production progress updates via email.
Where does the Neigh Protein Powder ship to?
United States, Canada, Japan, Singapore, South Korea, United Kingdom, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Australia
Why is shipping so expensive?
Powders and big blocks of noodles are expensive! Along with the shipping duties and fee, we use protective packaging to ensure that your Calvary supplies arrive in perfect condition.