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Crippling Perfectionism Pack

Crippling Perfectionism Pack

$9,998.97

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Crippling Perfectionism: Not just a packet, but an entire science lab worth of materials, and a huge, long list on how to make this ramen perfectly. There’s nothing different about this packet of ramen compared to any of the others, except for instructions that tell you that you must weigh everything down to the microgram, use the microscope to test things, and once you open the packet there’s something that tells you that you MUST do it this way, and if you don’t do it this way perfectly, then you’re stupid. A failure and a fuckup. You’re not worth it. Return it and give it to someone else who deserves it more than you. 

100% of revenue donated to mental health charity.


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Expected to ship Early December
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10/10.
110 Million Views.
10th Anniversary. 
For World Mental Health Day, we're partnering with Crusher, creator of the famous song "ECHO." On this page, you can find products carefully designed to reflect the themes in ECHO, as well as Mental Health ramen that aims to show just a fraction of the experience someone with these mental health conditions might feel.

Read Tim's article on the collaboration and Mental Health Day here.

Browse the Echo Collection

10% of all revenue goes to Beauty After Bruises.
3D Color Changing Collectible Card | Crusher x Vite Ramen
3D Color Changing Collectible Card | Crusher x Vite Ramen

3D Color Changing Collectible Card | Crusher x Vite Ramen
$14.97

Collectible Cards 
3.5 x 2.5 inches
3D effect that changes between 2 images as you rotate it back and forth

Comes with an acrylic card holder keychain

 

Expected to ship Early December
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4-in-1 Spinning Carousel Standee | Crusher x Vite Ramen
4-in-1 Spinning Carousel Standee | Crusher x Vite Ramen
4-in-1 Spinning Carousel Standee | Crusher x Vite Ramen
4-in-1 Spinning Carousel Standee | Crusher x Vite Ramen
4-in-1 Spinning Carousel Standee | Crusher x Vite Ramen
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4-in-1 Spinning Carousel Standee | Crusher x Vite Ramen
4-in-1 Spinning Carousel Standee | Crusher x Vite Ramen
4-in-1 Spinning Carousel Standee | Crusher x Vite Ramen
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4-in-1 Spinning Carousel Standee | Crusher x Vite Ramen
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4-in-1 Spinning Carousel Standee | Crusher x Vite Ramen
$29.99

4 Standees. 4 alters as part of a system.

Height: 6 inches
Diameter: 5 inches

This unique carousel standee spins, with 4 separate standees in one as an interpretation of the DID(Dissociative Identity Disorder) experience.


Each part of this standee is thoughtfully designed after lyrics, created specifically to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the expressive, and popular song "ECHO" by Crusher.


The standee was designed as a spinning carousel to convey the beginning of the famous chorus:

What the hell's going on
Can someone tell me please
Why I'm switching faster than the channels on TV
I'm black, then I'm white
No, something isn't right

A clock adorns the top of the carousel with the 6 hands of Primadonna pointing every which way so that one never quite knows what time it is-- even moreso when the carousel spins:

The clock stopped ticking, forever ago
How long have I been up? I don't know


None of the standees are connected to the top, and no poles exist in this carousel to hold onto; the absence of an object in the design, rather than an addition. The standees have to hold on to nothing for dear life as it spins:


I can't get a grip, but I can't let go
There wasn't anything to hold onto though


The monochromatic color scheme demonstrates the line:


Why cant I see the colors that you see


And yet, the process of recovery and self-love is displayed with two that have color and hearts, and showing the progression towards:


Please can I be colorful and free


Both the inner bottom surface and top surface are reflective, creating an infinite mirror "echo" when you look at it, representing the line:


The echo in the mirror


The standees themselves will be packaged in a smoky black, semi-transparent packaging:


 I'm gonna burn my house down into an ugly black


Expected to ship Early December. Please note that this is a 3D mockup, and the final product may vary from the images.
Primadonna T-Shirt + Scarf | Crusher x Vite Ramen
Primadonna T-Shirt + Scarf | Crusher x Vite Ramen
Primadonna T-Shirt + Scarf | Crusher x Vite Ramen

Primadonna T-Shirt + Scarf | Crusher x Vite Ramen
$44.97

The iconic top worn by Primadonna in the original ECHO video, now made real.


100% Cotton T-shirt
100% Polyester Scarf

 

Expected to ship Early December
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