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Crippling Perfectionism Pack

Crippling Perfectionism Pack

$9,998.97

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Crippling Perfectionism: Not just a packet, but an entire science lab worth of materials, and a huge, long list on how to make this ramen perfectly. There’s nothing different about this packet of ramen compared to any of the others, except for instructions that tell you that you must weigh everything down to the microgram, use the microscope to test things, and once you open the packet there’s something that tells you that you MUST do it this way, and if you don’t do it this way perfectly, then you’re stupid. A failure and a fuckup. You’re not worth it. Return it and give it to someone else who deserves it more than you. 

100% of revenue donated to mental health charity.


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110 Million Views.
10th Anniversary. 
For World Mental Health Day, we're partnering with Crusher, creator of the famous song "ECHO." On this page, you can find products carefully designed to reflect the themes in ECHO, as well as Mental Health ramen that aims to show just a fraction of the experience someone with these mental health conditions might feel.

Read Tim's article on the collaboration and Mental Health Day here.

Browse the Echo Collection

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