Below is a transcription of the Dossiers recovered by Agent V following his access of the KFP Marketing Department.
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From V:

The marketing department shouldn't have this file... this is weird. 
Wait, is the room getting bigger or am I getting smaller? 
Who's there? How do you know about that? 
Say hi to Tenchou for me? I'm... lost. No time to figure that out, got to get to the next one.
Read the KFP-SV001 file quickly and carefully:
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ITEM: KFP-SV001 "KFP BUCKET BOWL"

Description: Ceramic bowl designed to replicate KFP bucket appearance. Originally ordered as normal paperware before incident involving management’s too literal interpretation of “paper” and at least three separate health code violations. Currently in use, though precise numbers elude inventory control. Inventory control suspended per Protocol SV001-I.

Notable Observations:

  • Team Members strictly prohibited from yelling "Viva la KFP" when handling KFP-SV001(notably, Viva la Kiara is acceptable)
  • Research Division unable to explain why taste testers claim everything in the bowl “tastes like chicken”
  • Financial department increasingly concerned. Unrelated to the bowl, Research Division would like to note.
  • Customers report feeling "nostalgic for meals they haven't eaten yet”
  • Bowls consistently photograph in specific way(see addendum SV001-23.4), with marketing team insisting photos weren't edited, they "just do that"
  • Small paw prints found on camera equipment, described as “ghostly, somehow” by Marketing

Incident Log KFP-SV001-108:
Date: ██/██/24

Notes: Team Member H-332 consumed a meal from ceramic bowl during break. Started immediately shaking in fear from a "memory" of a visit to the usual room that hadn't happened yet, and recited an apparent order list for "today"(records note it was next Tuesday's shipment), and drew detailed diagram of kitchen layout from 1962. Kept insisting "but you were all there" despite being the only one in break room. Effect faded after meal, though Team Member still says "auf wiedersehen" perfectly, with no other knowledge of the language. Usual room visit proceeded as scheduled.

 

Incident Log KFP-SV001-9875:
Date: ██/██/24 

Notes: Team Member H-445 reported delivering meal to food critic. Critic's subsequent review described childhood memories of KFP despite chain not existing during their childhood. Any suggestions that they may have confused it with another chain resulted in increasingly hostile reactions. Critic escorted off premise after 4 challengers failed to subdue them, reportedly while yelling “I’M THE CLUCKING BEST THERE EVER WAS.” Subsequent apology letter profusely stated they’re “not normally like this.”

 

Incident Log KFP-SV001-772:
Date: ██/██/24

Notes: Research Division attempted to document bowl origin story. Three different management teams provided five distinct narratives with supporting evidence. All documentation verified authentic, with reports coming out with 7 new stories. Research Division has stopped trying to track numbers, citing "emotional well-being." See related: Report SV001-O382 regarding company history.

 

Additional Notes:

  • Marketing insists all promotional photos are "completely normal"
  • Team Members advised to stop asking questions about manufacturing date stamps
  • Accounting has declared bowl inventory as "yes"
  • Customers frequently claim they "had one just like this" despite product being new
  • Management suggests not thinking too hard about it
  • Quality Control reports "everything tastes right" while looking increasingly distressed
  • Small superchat found attached to original documentation: "Always cheering on KFP from the other side of the mousehole! -Casper"