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One of two recovered dossiers from Agent V as he made it deeper into KFP's facilities, this time inside the Noodle Production Facility. He might be in too deep.
From V:
New Dossiers reveal:
"FINAL LAUNCH: November 25th."
What does this mean?
"Must find before 2AM. I can't stop it after that. Don't get caught - usual room protocols updated"
That's concerning. At least I have P-chan to keep an eye out for me.
I'm uploading the dossiers I found now. But… these dossiers feel familiar. Too familiar.
Time's up, got to go. Two more dossiers left. They'll be uploaded on the 21st.
ITEM: KFP-R001 "KFP CHICKEN PAITAN RAMEN"
Description: A delicious, perpetually simmering, rich and nutritious chicken paitan ramen broth maintained in The Eternal Flame Kitchen's central cauldron. When packaged, crispy chicken skin crumbles from an undisclosed source are added. Broth volume remains constant despite continuous service, with replenishment occurring through currently unknown mechanisms. Research Division notes unprecedented protein content and nutritional completeness that defies conventional food science.
Initial proposal submitted by C-727 in response to the new health department head’s concerns. Argued that constant boiling temperature of broth would eliminate any contamination risks from avian staff members. Notes in margins: “Besides, worst case scenario just improves the flavor profile...”
Notable Observations:
Incident Log KFP-FD001-238:
Date: ██/██/24
Notes: Team Member C-7721 attempted unauthorized broth inspection during shift. Witnesses describe resulting incident as "aggressive flavor enhancement." Security footage shows only a brief flash of orange light and floating feathers that quickly dissipated. Team Member reassigned to undisclosed job. Subsequent taste tests revealed notable improvement in umami profile. HR notes if there WERE medical expenses, which they stress there was certainly not, it would be 100% covered by company insurance.
Incident Log KFP-FD001-884:
Date: ██/██/24
Notes: Local health department inspection team attempted routine nutritional analysis. Inspectors emerged from facility with reported "vibrant glow-up" and submitted report consisting solely of the word "yes" written in calligraphy. Subsequent follow-up inspection teams found the same result. Further inspections canceled, citing “we can’t have these guys constantly looking so much better than everyone else it’s really unfair”
Incident Log KFP-FD001-772:
Date: ██/██/24
Notes: Quality Control Team discovered broth appears to age backwards when observed through security cameras. Footage review reveals broth maintaining consistent color while calendar in background cycles randomly through multiple centuries. Security footage timestamps simultaneously display years 1254, 1876, 2024, and "next Tuesday". Eternal Kitchen clock now runs counterclockwise on Wednesdays, but only when directly observed.
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