New Flavor Survey, New Name For Our Machine, and New Bundles!
Tim, CEO/Founder here. We have not just one, but two reveals today! First up, the naming tournament arc is over, and we have a final name for our paper dispensing machine. Their name will henceforth be known as:
Packthulu beat McWrinkler 2000 65.4% to 34.6%. It seems kinda fitting, considering how much eldritch magic bad luck we tend to get over here, so maybe having Packthulu around will help with that.
One can hope, anyway...
Second, the NEW FLAVOR reveal. Well, second flavor. There’s one that’s after Spicy Seiso that’s already in the works, which we’ll announce Soontm ... but after that one is this, which we’ll get working on the supply chain for.
It’s Smoky Mushroom! Name pending, but a lot of people wanted a plant based flavor. This version will likely be Flavor Unlocked as well, and most people seem to be enjoying the higher sodium, more flavorful versions we’ve made compared to the lower sodium ones. It’s not quite as clear cut as some of the others, so we’ll play around with things and let you guys know what the result is.
Might even send out some samples to beta test, so keep an eye out on your inboxes to see if you’ve been selected to beta test the new flavor!
And for the last part of this newsletter, we’re cycling out our original variety bundle, and introducing one with Sichuan Chili Edition subbed out for Vegan White Miso!
Fun fact: This trio is designed for customization. With real chicken, pork, and a whole lot of spicy flavor, the best thing you can do is to mix and match this mouthwatering trio.
Add half a Sichuan Chili Edition Noodtrient pouch to half a Garlic Pork Tonkotsu Noodtrient pouch and taste the amped up flavor. Use the Sichuan Chili Crisp to season your Roasted Soy Sauce Chicken, and swap over the aroma oil pouch to the Sichuan Chili Edition for a flavor blend that's indescribably tasty!
The possibilities are endless! Well, technically, I'm sure someone could calculate out just how many mix 'n matches there are, but that's a lot of math that we don't want to do.
This will be something we’ll be doing more often to offer more variety of bundles without overwhelming our fulfillment with single picks. If you have bundle varieties you’d like to see, then let us know.
We also got our spoons restocked, so, for those of you who don’t have our awesome hooked soup spoons that don’t fall into your soup, or for those of you who have learned how awesome they are and want more of them, we’re giving out free spoons with each order, only through the link below!
That’s about it for today! Go get your new bundle with FREE spoon here, only available until March 17th, 2023!
-Tim, CEO/Founder Vite Kitchens
lol, I love the name Packthulu, it looks fitting. I am also excited for the new flavor Smoky Mushroom. I would name it something similar to Smoky Shitake, but I am biased toward alliterations. I discovered yall when you sponsored “Tasting History with Max Miller” I can now start buying it and I plan to go all out. Can I have the ability to set up subscriptions and change them month-by-month? I would like to try out your different flavors as I go along.