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The aromas assault the senses, pulling you deep into the complex aromatics hidden within! Fried garlic, ginger, and spices boldly declare their presence, while the spice ignites the taste buds with flavor. This is truly the essence of Sichuan cuisine, a beautiful, harmonic interplay of 麻(Ma), or numbing, and 辣(La) spicy. A nutty, savory sesame undertone intertwines with the floral and electric tribute pepper that heightens the senses and pushes the endorphins into overdrive, giving anyone who eats it a tantalizing rush of adrenaline and happiness.


麻(Ma) and 辣(La).


Neither can eclipse the other, and this Spicy Seiso flavor harmonizes the two in a truly unapologetic, Sichuan style that's unlike anything you've ever tried before.

Take Advantage of Our Special Bundle offers.

Limited Time Bundle Offers: Onigiri x Vite Ramen Spicy Seiso + merch made in collaboration with Copium Merch!

NOTE: MERCH IS ON PREORDER
ANTICIPATED ORDER DELIVERY:

Merch Only and Merch + Ramen Bundles: Late MAY Delivery
Ramen Only Orders: Late APRIL Delivery
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9 Pack - Vegan Spicy Seiso

 

The aromas assault the senses, pulling you deep into the complex aromatics hidden within! Fried garlic, ginger, and spices boldly declare their presence, while the spice ignites the taste buds with flavor. This is truly the essence of Sichuan cuisine, a beautiful, harmonic interplay of 麻(Ma), or numbing, and 辣(La) spicy. A nutty, savory sesame undertone intertwines with the floral and electric tribute pepper that heightens the senses and pushes the endorphins into overdrive, giving anyone who eats it a tantalizing rush of adrenaline and happiness.

麻(Ma) and 辣(La).

Neither can eclipse the other, and this Spicy Seiso flavor harmonizes the two in a truly unapologetic, Sichuan style that's unlike anything you've ever tried before.

Allergens:

Wheat, Sesame, Soy


      $80.97
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      Hungry Normie Bundle

      Please note that all items from this drop will NOT be shipped until Mid May.

      Bundle Includes:
      - Giri Mob Boss T-shirt
      - Mob Boss Acrylic Charm
      - 3 Packs of Vegan Spicy Seiso 

      $82.50$69.99
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      8 Pack - Most Popular Flavors Bundle

      Get the flavors created by 2 of your favorite vtubers all in one convenient bundle!

      This pack includes:
      • 4x Vegan Spicy Seiso
      • 4x Vegan Yuzu Shoyu


      Allergens:
      Wheat, Sesame, Soy, Tree Nuts (coconut)

      $77.36$60.97
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      ONIGIRIMART

      $199.69

      ONIGIRIMART

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      WARNING: THIS KNIFE IS NOT A CLEAVER. DO NOT USE IT ON BONES, ICE, OR ANY EXCESSIVELY HARD ITEM.

      The Donhiki Vegetable Knife is a unique, custom design made through the collaboration of Onigiri and Vite Kitchens Founder Tim.

      The Donhiki Vegetable Knife will quickly become your knife of choice in the kitchen. With a broad but thin blade, all the weight is balanced behind the blade, allowing for easy, beautiful push cuts. The angular lines and cutout at the top of the Donhiki Vegetable Knife distributes weight evenly for rocking chops, while the back of the blade flares out to help stop hanging ends of cuts, and a slight pronounced forward edge increases front weight for improved knifetip cuts.

      The Donhiki Vegetable Knife is capable of anything you would do with a western chef knife, and much more. Often called the “best kept secret'' in chef knives, this style of blade was designed based on the Chinese Vegetable Knife, which also inspired the Japanese Nakiri. We took this blade shape one step further, modernizing the materials used while taking inspiration from the Onigiri Warlord Battleax to design the knife aesthetics.

      Unlike a cleaver, which utilizes a thick wedge shape, the thin blade is relatively even in thickness and only a few millimeters all throughout, making it quick, agile, and able to be used even for fine tasks like small dice and brunoise. The flat of the blade also doubles as a quick and easy scoop to easily move your ingredients after you’re done prepping them.

      The San Mai(三枚), or “Three Layer” process that’s used on the knife helps protect the VG10 core, while retaining all the keen sharpness and edge retention VG10 is known for, and a beautiful, “Auspicious” damascus pattern reveals itself on the surface alongside Onigiri’s Donhiki mark.

      If you were to make a Japanese Katana, you wouldn’t find a Swedish maker to do it, would you?

      That’s why we’re turning the idea of “Made In China” on its head. We spent tons of time, money, and effort talking with over two dozen different potential manufacturers, drawing up designs, creating prototypes, and discussing manufacturing processes to find the one that would make the knife exactly how we wanted it, with the expertise in making Chinese Vegetable Knives that only a Chinese manufacturer would be able to do.

      This knife is PROUDLY Made In China, because if you’re going to make a Chinese Vegetable Knife for Chinese New Years with a collaboration between two Chinese chefs, including Tim, who’s cooked and worked at a Michelin Star Restaurant, then finding the best Chinese Vegetable Knife maker that makes Chinese Vegetables Knives and adding all the special secret ingredients like Japanese VG10 steel, Onigiri Lore, G10 handle, and knife nerdery is the best thing you can do.

      These knives are a project of passion, and the ultimate collaboration expression that has never been done before. Try it for yourself, and see why the Donhiki Vegetable Knife will become your new favorite kitchen tool.

      SPECIFICATIONS:

      Total Length: 11.5 inches
      Blade Length: 7 inches
      Blade Material: Double Bevel Japanese VG10 Steel
      Blade Cosntruction: Full Tang San Mai Damascus With 69 Layers(yes, really)
      Blade Hardness HRC: 60-62
      Blade Angle: 12-15 degrees
      Handle Material: G10 Polylaminate With Removable Non-Slip Scales

      CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

      Wash and clean knife with soap and water after every use, and dry thoroughly. Do not put in dishwasher. Hone and sharpen knife as needed.

      Due to shipping restrictions, knives are only available for shipping to USA, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, Italy, France, Spain, Poland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Philippines, India, Thailand, Greece, Bulgaria, Laos, New Zealand, Portugal, Austria, Netherlands, Belgium, Ireland, Croatia, Japan, Vietnam, Germany, & Romania.

      $199.69

      ONIGIRIMART

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      We chose the best woods for hardwood cutting boards: Walnut and Maple.

      But why two different kinds of woods?

      Sometimes, everything comes together just right. The number “8,” or 八(Ba) is considered lucky because of its pronunciation similarity 发(Fa), meaning fortune or wealth. When designing a cutting board, we wondered, would we be able to do something with that?

      A singular type of wood made it difficult. We tried a few designs with just walnut, one of the best woods for cutting boards, but the patterning didn’t show up.

      Maple is another highly valued wood for cutting boards, being both extremely durable while not damaging to knives being used on it. Importantly, it’s also a pretty, light golden color that contrasts beautifully against the deep, rich tones of walnut.

      So, we brought the two together... and realized. Oh. OH. 8x8 also happens to be the square configuration of a chessboard. Neat.

      While it’s definitely not sized properly for chess, we’re certain you could still get a game in on this cutting board if you had the pieces and not a board, but otherwise, it’s just a happy little coincidence. Play a little blitz game against yourself while waiting for things to cook, and master chess and cooking at the same time.

      Why not? It’s the only cutting board that you’ll be able to do that with. Get yours today.

       
      SPECIFICATIONS:
      Weight: 4.65lbs, or 2,110g
      Size: 11 inches x 11 inches, or 27.94cm
      Thickness: 1.5 inches, or
      Material: Maple Hardwood and Walnut Hardwood w/ rounded edges
      Design: 8x8 Auspicious Number Alternating Wood Construction w/ Donhiki Marking

      CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
      Wash and clean cutting board with soap and water after every use, and dry thoroughly. Do not put in dishwasher. Oil board every month with an appropriate board oil.

      $99.95

      ONIGIRIMART

      $15.00

      ONIGIRIMART

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      11x17 Posters to decorate your walls. Buy 4+ Posters for $10 each, and all 6 posters for $55!

      Illustrations

      - Mob Boss Giri
      - Throne of Bones
      - Warlord Portrait
      - Feast of Hell
      - Bring on the Heat
      - Dragon Slayer

      $15.00

      Watch all The FUn, Dumb, Videos Tim Made Here

      It’s Only Good For You If You Actually Eat It.

      Because let’s face it- Most of the time, eating healthy sucks. It tastes bad, it’s hard to make, and healthy foods have a terrible habit of rotting in your fridge. Yikes.


      Making your own food means tons of time and energy you don't have. Oh, and don't forget the dishwashing after!

      It’s Only Good For You If You Actually Eat It.

      Because let’s face it- Most of the time, eating healthy sucks. It tastes bad, it’s hard to make, and healthy foods have a terrible habit of rotting in your fridge. Yikes.


      Making your own food means tons of time and energy you don't have. Oh, and don't forget the dishwashing after!


      The Painful Salad Approach

      You’ve tried salads that make your stomach growl and your mind lethargic and miserable. Tiny sandwiches, wraps, you’ve run the gauntlet on these. None of them make you satisfyingly full, and make you dread mealtimes instead of enjoying them.

      it's hard Eating Healthy


      • No Energy To Make Healthy Food

      • No Time To Think What's Healthy

      • Can't Figure Out What To Cook
      • Painfully Hard Making Healthy Taste Good

      We've Been There Too, So We Made Something Better.

      Vite Ramen is a blend of the old and the new. Cutting edge nutrition and award-winning innovations of the modern era merged with classic techniques and flavors; the memories of broths bubbling away in mom's kitchen combined with Michelin Star restaurant experience to create the ultimate blend of flavor and nutrition.

      Award Winning Innovation.
      Chef Crafted, Nutritionist Designed.

      Award Winning Innovation.
      Chef Crafted,
      Nutritionist Designed.

      "These noodles have helped me out. I've been eating the hell out of those.... [Vite Ramen] was my favorite, for sure. I got a whole supply of those."

      T-Pain

      USA Today

      The Nutritionally Complete Meal.

      All your body's essential nutrients, in one convenient 3 minute pack.

      More Protein Than
      A Double Cheeseburger.

      Up to 32g protein in each pack

      More Fiber Than
      1 Cup of Broccoli.

      Packed with fiber so you stay full

      Nutritionally Complete
      Meal In Every Pack.

      27 Vitamins and Minerals

      We’ve Helped Over 100,000 People Change Their Healthy Eating Forever

      "I wanted to say thank you for making some of the best and most delicious ramen I've ever had in my life! I love the fact that it's high protein too.


      Ramen was my absolute favorite food as a kid and pretty much the only thing I would eat! I'm glad that there is now a healthier ramen available.


      I love what you do and am inspired by your story of persevering despite

      the odds."

      - Donald Wolf

      "I am absolutely obsessed and addicted to your noodles. I literally have to ration out my noodles or else I’d eat them all in like a week.


      I love that even opening all the packets is EASY! Everything opens up so easy!! No uneven tears, no mess. I know it sounds trivial and maybe even silly lol but it’s true and I totally appreciate that! And I love that everything is recyclable.


      I LOVE YOU VITE RAMEN!!

      That is all, thank you 😊"

      - Lisa Albrecht

      "I just want to shout out all the good people @ViteRamen for making such a high quality and delicious product.  I often do 10 or 12 hour shifts and when I get home I just need something fast and high in protein and essential nutrients.


      Tonight I cooked up some of the Garlic Pork Tonkotsu v3.0... Utensils courtesy of the Vite Ramen starter pack which I highly recommend starting with!"

      - Chris B.

      Ethical Small Business Made By Us.

      Real healthy ramen made by real passionate people.


      We believe that if you race to the bottom dollar, everyone loses.


      We pay living wages, have no-questions-asked time off for mental health, and respect our employees time with our unique Work Hours Reservations System.

      We believe in people over profits.

      Top Questions, Our First-Time Customers Ask

      How is Vite Ramen priced?

      We're totally aware that our ramen is higher priced than "normal ramen", but for good reason.  It's well known in the food world that the cheaper your product is, the better your sales will be. Unfortunately, fighting for the bottom dollar often means that the employees who make the food pay the cost: minimum wage, poor working hours and no consideration for mental health or overall/general employee well-being.


      Being from a culinary background, we’re intimately familiar with the kind of exploitation that workers can be subject to, and the kind of poverty people can experience even while working twelve hour days. The first step to combating this kind of exploitation is to set up business models that incorporate the negative externalities directly into the price, rather than perpetuate the unsustainable business models that currently exist.


      We're putting our money where our mouth is and paying all of our employees a living wage no matter what position they work, giving healthy amounts of PTO and with no questions asked days off for mental health. It's extremely important to us that our employees are treated fairly and that our ramen isn't made at the expense of the people who make it.

      Would we be able to make the product cheaper through outsourcing and sell more by decreasing the cost? Yeah, absolutely! But we're not about that. We're not in this to make the biggest profit (in fact, our profit margins are so low we can't afford to sell in supermarkets, which should give you an idea). Factor in the material costs for all the things like quinoa and protein for a healthier ramen and being made in the USA and that's how we set our costs.

      In the end, we just want to make the best ramen possible, have an excuse to eat ramen every day, and be proud of what we're doing and the employees who make it happen. And when it comes down to it, each of our meals is still less than the cost of a fast food meal! :)

      How are shipping costs calculated?

      The reality of shipping is that shipping companies give us a cost, and that’s what shows up on our website; we don’t make a single dollar off of it. We unfortunately have no control over it, and being a small business, we have no negotiating power in asking them to lower it.

      Also, our ramen is just way, way bigger than the small packets you might see on the supermarket shelves. It’s designed as a complete meal, so it’s larger and heftier than many people might first think!

      We’re constantly looking for better solutions, and do our best to help make shipping easier however we can: we offer free rewards for returning customers, and due to how dimensional weight works, the cost of shipping more packets is only a couple dollars more than a basic 9 pack! If you're a fan of our ramen, ordering more at once is the most cost effective shipping rate!

      International orders please note that the price shown covers ALL country entry fees, including duties, shipping, customs, and other fees. We do not set these fees and do not receive any of them, as a third party handles all of this for us, and customs and duty fees are set by the respective governments. We understand these prices are steep, but as of now, this is our only way as a small business to legally ship our product through international borders.

      Why do you add MSG?

      MSG is an unfairly demonized ingredient! There's some very interesting history to why it became looked down on, and it's not because of scientific evidence! Check out our blog post about the subject to see why we deliberately included MSG.

      Is Vite Ramen vegan/halal/gluten free/low carb?

      Our Naked Noods, Nanoboost, Vegan White Miso, and Vegan Sichuan Chili Edition are 100% vegan and, to the best of our understanding, halal, while the Chicken, Pork, and Beef are not. However, it should also be noted that they are not certified halal/kosher. Our noodles are also not gluten free or low carb, though it is often requested that we attempt to make gluten free or low carb noodles, we do not have the manufacturing capabilities need to create this kind of product at this time.

      Is Vite Ramen organic?

      No, Vite Ramen is not organic.