NEW: Neigh (whey) Protein. Now Available For Pre-orders! Increase Your HORSEPOWER 🐴💪

NEIGH PROTEIN - NOW AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER!

Increase Your Horsepower:

 

🐴 30g Protein Per Serving Whey Isolate

🍎 Honeycrisp Apple Flavor

🐴 Horse Electrolytes 

🍎 23 Nanoboosted Nutrients

🐴 Digestive Enzyme Support

🍎 NALT Dopamine and Focus Support

We partnered with Tomoe, a military tomboy horsegirl VTuber, to create 

 

Tomoe NEIGH PROTEIN powder with neigh (whey) protein in honey crisp apple flavor.

 

If you lose races against horses... then what if you just got MORE MUSCLE?

Engineered to be unlike any other protein so YOU can bridge the horse-human gap.

 

INCREASE YOUR HORSEPOWER:

NEIGH PROTEIN - Premium Whey Protein Isolate (Honeycrisp Apple)

We Fixed Protein.

 

 

Problem: Clumpy, foamy, chunky mess

Neigh Protein is instantized with sunflower lecithin so it dissolves super easily, plus xanthan gum to reduce foaming.

Smooth, even mixing with no lumps, because whey protein shouldn't require a power drill to mix.

 

Problem: Disgusting aftertaste and terrible flavors

No more holding your nose to choke down your protein.

We forced Tim, our founder and former cook at a Michelin Star restaurant, to suffer through tons of whey isolates to find the best one.

Even he was surprised when he tried the raw whey protein, and didn’t taste much of an aftertaste.

But that’s not enough.

We THEN used all our flavor experience to build Neigh Protein with a ton of natural honeycrisp apple flavor and real malic acid for authentic apple tartness.

It's what delicious, mouthwatering apples ACTUALLY taste like, not what a lab thinks they should taste like.

 

Problem: Post-workout brain fog 

Tough workouts can make your brain foggy and run slow. Neigh Protein includes NALT (fancy L-tyrosine that actually dissolves) to support dopamine production and mental clarity without stimulants.

Hit the gym, then hit your work or play again without slowing down!

Problem: Whey protein can be tough for some to digest

Gurgly tummy trouble and embarrassing gas incidents from protein?

We thought about that too, and added papain from papayas to break down the protein for easy digestion, while lactase handles any trace lactose in the whey isolate.

No more protein bloat, no more clearing rooms with protein gas.

 

Problem: You're not a horse (yet)

Neigh Protein has horse-electrolytes (which are also human electrolytes, to be fair).

23 of the high quality, bioavailable vitamins and minerals, chelated for actual absorption, both forms of Vitamin K, Vitamin A, C, D, E, and more.

Everything at ~15% DV so it not only help with protein absorption, but stacks with your diet without overdoing it.

Keep pace with the Umarmy and anything else life has to throw at you. Add on the M2A1 "StableMaster" Tactical Feed Shaker to complete your kit. 

 

Increase Your Horsepower. Pre-order your NEIGH PROTEIN TODAY!

 

P.S. - Additional intel releases Thursday 8/28. 👀