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The M1 'TactiTote' Tactical Feed Bag
The M1 'TactiTote' Tactical Feed Bag
The M1 'TactiTote' Tactical Feed Bag
Field-Tested Cargo Solution for the Modern Cavalry
Your standard gym bag wasn't designed for horse-human hybrid operations. This one is.
Combat-Ready Construction: Built with a durable ballistic nylon exterior, the same material originally developed for military flak jackets, the M1 "TactiTote" will easily carry anything you throw at it, whether it's horseshoes or apples or protein. Heavy-duty water-resistant construction survives daily operations, rain or shine. (Legal disclaimer: This bag is NOT designed for shrapnel defence purposes. Do not test this.)
10L Operational Capacity: Enough space for your Neigh Protein, shaker, gear, and emergency apple supplies. Internal organization includes dedicated pockets and water bottle sleeve for rapid hydration or protein deployment.
MOLLE Webbing System: Military standard attachment points for pouches, carabiners, or emotional support Vtuber keychains. Fully modular for any mission profile from workout to work to races.
Titanium Tomoe Carabiner Included: Premium titanium clip with custom horse charm for securing gear. (Note: Rated for light tactical use only. Not intended for climbing or supporting body weight, especially horse body weight.)
CAVALRY RECON DEPOSIT SYSTEM:
Place a $5 deposit to reserve your Tactical Feed Bag. If we reach minimum deployment numbers, your deposit goes toward the final price and we begin production. If insufficient cavalry report for duty, full refund, with no questions asked. This lets the Umarmy vote on whether tactical carry gear is mission-critical.
Field Testing Protocol: If development is approved, the Umarmy will vote on design modifications and feature priorities. This is YOUR tactical gear, and YOU decide if we need more pockets, features, or additional horse-themed embroidery. Democracy in action, Umarmy style
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We Fixed Protein
Problem: Clunky, foamy, chunky, mess
Neigh Protein is instantized with sunflower lecithin so it dissolves super easily, plus xanthan gum to reduce foaming. Smooth, even mixing with no lumps, because whey protein shouldn't require a power drill to mix.
Problem: Disgusting aftertaste and terrible flavors
No more holding your nose to choke down your protein. We forced Tim, our founder and former cook at a Michelin Star restaurant, to suffer through tons of whey isolates to find the best one. Even he was surprised when he tried the raw whey protein, and didn’t taste much of an aftertaste.
But that’s not enough.
We THEN used all our flavor experience to build Neigh Protein with a ton of natural honeycrisp apple flavor and real malic acid for authentic apple tartness. It's what delicious, mouthwatering apples ACTUALLY taste like, not what a lab thinks they should taste like.
Problem: Post-workout brain fog
Tough workouts can make your brain foggy and run slow. Neigh Protein includes NALT (fancy L-tyrosine that actually dissolves) to support dopamine production and mental clarity without stimulants. Hit the gym, then hit your work or play again without slowing down!
Problem: Whey protein can be tough for some to digest
Gurgly tummy trouble and embarrassing gas incidents from protein? We thought about that too, and added papain from papayas to break down the protein for easy digestion, while lactase handles any trace lactose in the whey isolate. No more protein bloat, no more clearing rooms with protein gas.
Problem: You're not a horse (yet)
Neigh Protein has horse-electrolyets(which are also human electrolytes, to be fair). 23 of the high quality, bioavailable vitamins and minerals, chelated for actual absorption, both forms of Vitamin K, Vitamin A, C, D, E, and more.
Everything at ~15% DV so it not only help with protein absorption, but stacks with your diet without overdoing it.
30g premium whey protein isolate per serving. Preorder now.
FAQ
Why Cost and Pre-order?
100% USA whey isolate, blended and made in America. You're getting 30g of premium protein per serving, plus NALT nootropic support, digestive enzymes, and 23 bioavailable vitamins/minerals, all researched, dosed, and thought through, every step of the way. No corners cut, no amino spiked low quality blends. Only the highest quality whey isolate and nutrition we'd want to take ourselves (because we do). Quality costs more and quality takes time therefore, THIS IS A PRE-ORDER.
When will orders be sent out?
Orders are expected to ship starting late November 2025. We'll send production progress updates via email.
Where does the Neigh Protein Powder ship to?
United States, Canada, Japan, Singapore, South Korea, United Kingdom, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Australia
Why is shipping so expensive?
Powders and big blocks of noodles are expensive! Along with the shipping duties and fee, we use protective packaging to ensure that your Calvary supplies arrive in perfect condition.